Wrong state of mind
A woman asked a sales associate, So you have silver charms here? Im looking for something that says Hawaii. You know, like a little bear or eagle, or something that really says Hawaii.
We speak English, eh
Visitor from Texas: Along the panhandle where Alaska meets Canada, do people speak both English and Canadian?
Choo choo competition
A young boy was walking with his parents down the boardwalk, annoying them by relentlessly by chanting Stop the Train! Stop the Train! A local tour operator said to the boy, I agree with ya, kid!
A person pushing another in a wheel chair watched as the train pulled onto the dock and then hollered at the conductor: Wait, dont leave without out us!
Wow! Theres a lot of rocks here!!
A family came in and asked, Are you going to show us how to make germs? (referring to the gem panning).
Should I stay or should I go .
A couple was looking at the outgoing mail slots at the post office and seemed confused.
One stopped in front of the Out of Town slot and said to the other: I dont know. Weve been here all summer.
Her partner replied: Maybe we should put it in Local?
OK the weather is no excuse, get out there and brave the wind. Stick around for the last puffs of the season in the Sept. 26 issue.