A seal hangs at the Pullen Creek raceway, waiting for another salmon snack.
-Heard on the Wind-
Do you have the same sun here as we have in California? a visitor asked.
What does the USCG stand for, a visitor asked a United States Coast Guard representative, in uniform.
University of Southern California at Goleta.
A man on the boardwalk talking on a cell phone is overheard commenting about having no reception on the cruise ship: They gotta put more of these antennas out in the ocean.
A wide-eyed lady approaches a clerk in a shop and exclaims, Im so happy to see you!
The confused clerk replies, Do I know you?
No, Im just so happy to finally see someone whos born and raised in Skagway!
But I wasnt born and raised here, maam, the clerk replies. Why would you think that?
Oh, she sighs. So you mean that your beard and long hair are just for show?
A visitor asked a hotel clerk on a horribly hot August night, Do you have a worse room than 112?
Yeh, the clerk responded. 114.
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