This great blue heron has been popping up on the library and even on vehicles in town. JB and Greg Jones
-Heard on the Wind-
Train hurls and heaves
Were geting on that train in half an hour. Youd better take this Dramamine.
Were taking the Skagway train today. Does it go to Denali?
All-knowing newsie stumped
As a Skaguay Alaskan newsie tried to give a paper to a gentlemen on the Broadway Dock, the man responded,
I think you gave one to my wife. Do you know where she went?
This place aint much of a frontier
Its got a Starbucks.
Long lake to China
A visitor who hiked to Sturgills Landing reported seeing a huge lake there. When told it was the Pacific Ocean, she said, Oh, I wondered how big boats had gotten there.
A local came up to the Railroad Dock Squirrel Abatement Specialist (see last issue) and asked, Did you get enough to make a hat?
Yes, its almost hunting season, but no matter what the bumper sticker says, we cant hunt them we can only trap them. Send more trappings, please, to the windy one: firstname.lastname@example.org