A man walks in and asks a clerk if she sells Rook cards for the game.
She replies, “No, but the hardware store might.”
Confused, the man asks, “Don’t you guys have a Walmart or something?”
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A lady came into the visitor center and asked if there were any stores where you could just go in and buy things.
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From the category of never asked before questions: “I’m from Minnesota and I was wondering whether you use concrete vaults in your cemetery?” Actually, Public Works has been known to pre-dig a couple holes prior to every winter.
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A river guide pointed out the rounded river rocks on the shoreline. He was then asked, “Who brought them in and put them there?”
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For some reason this past Tuesday, blond-haired women kept coming into the AB Hall and asking, "Is this building made of those sticks?"

With all this sun shining on their golden locks, what do you expect? Thank heavens for a seasonable August after our wintery summer! E-mail the windy one or drop off your wind at the bookstore. And smell the flowers on the way in.