A newsstand customer looking at a todays edition newspaper asked, Does this have todays stock market quotes? He had to be told that days market had not closed yet, and no one would be able to print those.
A visitor at an airline counter remarked, We cant go anywhere for all the damn cars in the way everywhere.
After a newsie pointed out seals in the water by the Broadway dock, a visitor asked, When will they be back? We have to go on our tour now.
A man on a smoke break asked a reporter, What town are we in? All these towns look the same to me.
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