A newsstand customer looking at a “today’s edition” newspaper asked, “Does this have today’s stock market quotes?” He had to be told that day’s market had not closed yet, and no one would be able to print those.
A visitor at an airline counter remarked, “We can’t go anywhere for all the damn cars in the way everywhere.”
After a newsie pointed out seals in the water by the Broadway dock, a visitor asked, “When will they be back? We have to go on our tour now.”
A man on a smoke break asked a reporter, “What town are we in? All these towns look the same to me.
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