While standing in front of the AB Hall, one woman says to the other, "look, it is just a bunch of sticks." The other woman replies, "that's because that was all there was to build with."
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A tour guide who was handing out gold pans to guests jokingly said to a guest that a pan was a “leftie” and gave her a “right-handed” pan. Down the line, a guest came up and requested, in all-seriousness, a right-handed gold pan.
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“We're just a couple of weeks early. They bring in the grizzlies when the salmon start to run.”
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"So, I'm from Greenville, South Carolina....it's on the east coast, but it's not an island like your state is."
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“What’s the first day of summer here? In England it’s June 21st.”
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An irate woman who had to stand behind another in the visitor center and endure a lengthy exchange finally snarled, “I didn’t understand a word you said to that woman!”
The person at the counter commented, “You must not speak Spanish then.”
The woman stomped out.
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“Why are all the bus drivers women? Where are the men?”
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“Can you give me the number of the cemetery?”
“Sorry, that line is dead.”
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“So, does your town lock up and close down for the winter?”
“Well, no, some of us stay here year-round, even in the winter.”
“Yes, but only the idiots.”
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The nerve. Everyone who stays the winter and is not an idiot please shout into the wind and state how smart you are for living in Skagway, Alaska all year-round. Or just keep silent if you don’t want to let everyone know how intelligent we really are. “The wind doth blow, and it will bring snow…”