Local residents wait to board the huge Norwegian Star for a reception, and two painters whitewash the luxurious Silver Shadow. JB
-Heard on the Wind-
Overheard at a local B&B:
Most of us like rhubarb. But one of us didnt know what it was. He thought it was a kind of fish.
Overheard in a jewelry story as a couple walked by an ivory display:
Ivory? I didnt know you could sell ivory!
Yes, replied his companion. All the elk up here have ivory.
An inquisitive tourist asked a local retailer if she had lived here all her life. She kindly replied, "I don't know yet. Do I look dead to you?"
And finally, someone who knows more than we do:
Just imagine, they created these little towns just for the cruise ships.
While taking pictures of Pitchfork Falls, a visitor commented to his tour driver, Do you have any water that runs uphill?
Heard lately at the tour shack: Where do I go for the self-guided tour?
Things are heating up, just like the weather, and the wind doth blow even more. Send your gems to email@example.com or drop them off at the News Depot.