After helping a woman with her T-shirt purchases, the clerk is asked: So, what does AK stand for?
The clerk replies: Alaska...
The visitor, quite red-faced says, Oh, oh, I knew that. Its my sons initials.
She then begged the clerk not to tell anyone.
A guard at the border station reported that, on a particularly foggy morning, an old lady pulled up in a white Cadillac, and asked: Whyd you all build that damn road in the fog?
And from the S.M.A.R.T. city shuttles wildlife observation division comes this question of the week from a visitor:
How many years does it take for a deer to turn into a moose?
Keep you ear to the wind and let us know what you hear. Call 983-2354, fax 983-2356 or e-mail us at firstname.lastname@example.org