"Heard on the Wind"

After helping a woman with her T-shirt purchases, the clerk is asked: “So, what does AK stand for?”
The clerk replies: “Alaska...”
The visitor, quite red-faced says, “Oh, oh, I knew that. It’s my son’s initials.”
She then begged the clerk not to tell anyone.

A guard at the border station reported that, on a particularly foggy morning, an old lady pulled up in a white Cadillac, and asked: “Why’d you all build that damn road in the fog?”

And from the S.M.A.R.T. city shuttle’s wildlife observation division comes this question of the week from a visitor:
“How many years does it take for a deer to turn into a moose?”

Keep you ear to the wind and let us know what you hear. Call 983-2354, fax 983-2356 or e-mail us at skagnews@aptalaska.net