Two women on a bus were watching a Wings plane circling back to land, obviously confused by the angle of the plane.
“That is the shortest runway I’ve ever seen!” one said.
And her friend replied, “Ya! And look how wide!”
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Overheard at the State Ferry Terminal: “If Cruise Line Agencies would put a big ‘SALE’ sign on the ship directory post, tourists would be less confused about how to find their ship.”
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“Hey, I’m going to run down to the Green Onion or whatever it is called.”
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“Does Skagway have a McDonald’s with wireless?”
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Tourist to Liarsville cook: “Hey, you need to move your tip jar. My daughter keeps getting into it.”
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Patron: I know you’re out of some beers. What are you out of?
Bartender: Rainier.
Patron: Then I guess I’ll have what I had last night.
Bartender: So just Jameson’s then?
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A dog musher pulled up to the post office. A visitor looked at the box of the truck with the dog windows in the back, and asked, “Is that the dog catcher?”

Now that’s more like it, but it can really get a lot windier out there. Keep leaning into the summer breeze and notify the windy one at skagnews@aptalaska.net or slip a note to the girls in the bookstore.