-Heard on the Wind-

Heard at the hardware store on th first big ship day, May 10:

“Where do the people in Skagway live?”
The clerk replied, “In houses.”

“Does anybody else in Skagway carry gun racks?” asked another.
“Doubtful,” said the clerk.
“Where are they located?”

This isn’t a lot for breaking wind, so get busy collecting out there! Drop off your wind gems at the News Depot, fax them to 2356, or e-mail the windy one.